Portland, Oregone

Just spent the last few days down there for a lil tradeshow and it was super fun.

Stayed and worked with the boys over at Atmosphere & Masa and they showed me whats up with Portland.

Hit some legit restaurants and this crazy strip bar called the cabaret - read these reviews. place is madd filthy. love it !

http://www.yelp.com/biz/cabaret-lounge-portland
http://www.barflymag.com/bar/cabaret-lounge.html

Definitely set it off in there partysnake style ! all the strippers and whoever was sitting around perverts row now know whatsup with the partysnake. this was the highlight of my trip when a stripper took my p snake beanie off and wore it for her set on stage. when her set was over for some reason she took the beanie off and rubbed her you know what with it. gnarly eh ? yeah i thought so but was pretty stoked especially cause everyone around the bar was chanting partysnake at the top of their lungs. the lap dances there are about as close to having sex as you can get. the girls are nasty . even worse than in Quebec. it was awesome.

had some bullshit with customs but luckily sweet talked my way out it and then ate a bunch of wings at the airport and came home and ate a huge sausage from costco and went to bed.

wont be upping much shit in the near future as im going to be on the road doing trade show circuit (calgary, denver, ontario) but will try to throw some music videos up here and there and stupid updates that are worth a read.

partysnake premiere in whistler tomorrow night. taking the coors bus up there so shit should go off.

check these out -
Atmosphere - http://www.atmosphere-clothing.com/
Masa - http://www.radcollector.com/news/tag/darrell-mathes/

IS EYEWEAR + THE HANGOVER

That's right, the bearded funny farmer from the hit comedy of the year "The HANGOVER" is wearing a pair of IS Eyewear Marniers throughout the entire film. Yeah, our shades are killin it. This frame is awesome by the way. Fits like an aviator but is a plastic frame, is light as a feather & oh soooo comfortable.


http://www.iseyewear.com/products/marnier.htm

Best Skateboard EVER

So my good friend master Nater over at Girl Skateboards just sent me this image of quite possibly the greatest skateboard graphic ever. Chicken Wings?? You gotta be kidding me! This is just great and the direction I would like to see skateboard graphics heading. If you don't like chicken wings I don't want you viewing my blog.



I am friggin starvin now. Thanks alot Nate.

A minute with the Doctor -

So just logged into MSN messenger and my roomate Adam quickly writes me to see whats going on. This is the better part of the conversation.

Freund says:
what you doin for dinner?

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
not usre

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
what are u sayin

Freund says:
you should get some mcdicks

Freund says:
we found those couplons

Freund says:
and I am pretty much unable to leave this apartment

Freund says:
those hotdogs i ate yesterday defitniely had something wrong with them

Freund says:
i've been paintin the porcelein pony all day

Freund says:
lily style

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
haha no WAY

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
fuck

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
that sucks man

Freund says:
oh ya, i hit the part that the back of the seat rests on, like the upper part of the bowl

Freund says:
i don't know how it happened

Freund says:
it all happened so fast

Freund says:
but i thought i should let you know, it's possible to do with the seat down

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
haha oh man thats wild!

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
fuck thats sweet

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
might have to put that on my blog

Freund says:
i shoulda took picutres

DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
haha yes u should have!

Freund says:
regretfully i did not and I've already cleaned the toilet 2wice today

Freund says:
it looked like somebody but a firecracker in my buthole while I was taking a dump

Freund says:
totally wild stuff

Soooooooo in case you are wondering what Lily style is I will break it down for you:

Here at Trustus we had this asian lady working here by the name Lily. She doesnt work here anymore nor have we heard from her since her last day here. Which we celebrated with Pizza and new coffee mugs.

One day Steve and I were playin foozball when Karl comes out of the bathroom yelling what the fuck is that. So of course we go up there and take a look. Somehow a small chunk of poo poo was sitting on the rim of the bowl and on the back of the bowl. Nasty, I know. But the big question was how the heck did the poop get there. With the seat down it is damn near physically impossible for your butthole to shoot er out and hit that area IF you are sitting on the seat. So of course Karl asks Steve and I if we did it and of course we didn't so we say no. Yvonne obviously wasnt the culprit so the only suspect left is innocent ol' Lily. We ask Lily and she says no. Lily ends up cleaning it up after we all refuse to do it. Pretty much for the remainder of the day Lily keeps harassing me about who I thought did it yadda yadda yadda. pretty much by the end of the day Lily is convinced that a ghost must have done it and that was the end of it....If you can't pin the blame on someone just pin it on a ghost, seems reasonable.

So....as the day goes by Steve somehow recalled that one day he went into the bathroom to take a leak and saw little tread marks on the bowl from a pair of shoes. The only obvious explanation of this is that someone was squatting on the bowl and doing a high dive poop. Seems like a weird way to take a poop but hell I have friends that stand when they wipe.....weird human behavior I know...

After hearing about Steves observation about the high dive / shoes on the bowl squatting scenario it all seemed to come together.

Lily pooped on the toilet bowl and blamed it on a ghost.....or was it a ghost?

So, back to Adam speaking about doing it LILY style now you all know what Im talking bout. Although we never scientifically proved it was Lily, it could have been a ghost...

Hope you enjoyed this great memory of mine. I sure enjoyed typing and reliving that day !!

Cheers

DB

SAVE ON MEATS - Yum

So if you haven't heard Save On Meats down in the lower east side is closing its doors for good. It is a butcher shop down in hell that has a lil diner in the back. Vice mag even said its one of the best burger joints in the city, I dont know if I would go that far but its decent. I have been there for a burgers a few times but some friends have yet to experience the grease and excitement of dining in such a fine establishment.

For those that are unfamiliar with Save On Meats it is literally smack dab in the worst area Canada has to offer. If you have never heard of the DTES (downtown eastside) aka Skid Row check it out on goggle. It is a very unique area that you wouldnt think would exist in a country like Canada, but it does. Intravenous drug use is openly done in public, crack smoke is lingering in the air, hookers are hookin, crystal meth addicts are scratchin and used needles are everywhere. its a real fucked up area if you have never seen it.

Back to the story, so we went down there yesterday for some dirty dirty burgers...cheeseburgers to be exact.

I got a double bacon cheeseburger like most of us but of course Ian had to deviate from the norm and got a buffalo burger because he is on the caveman diet. he wasnt that impressed with the burger. I wasnt super thrilled about mine either, but have been in the past. Either way it was a fun experience that ended with us at the cambie washing em down with a few moooseheads.

here are some pics of the goods.








If you care to learn more bout this joint check out the story that they had in the Georgia Strait. 

http://www.straight.com/article-170703/confirmed-iconic-saveonmeats-closing

BEST CONTEST EVER

My good bud Jon just sent this over to me and I had to put it up here. For those that can't really read the fine print this is the jist of it.

They basically want people to have sex in the new peak 2 peak gondola at Whistler Blackcomb and take pictures of them in the act. Winners will win a big ol' bottle of Canadian Rye. Pretty awesome contest. Competition ends April 1,2009. now go get up there and start doin it. BAREBACK !

peace

Beastwick