So just logged into MSN messenger and my roomate Adam quickly writes me to see whats going on. This is the better part of the conversation.
Freund says:
what you doin for dinner?
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
not usre
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
what are u sayin
Freund says:
you should get some mcdicks
Freund says:
we found those couplons
Freund says:
and I am pretty much unable to leave this apartment
Freund says:
those hotdogs i ate yesterday defitniely had something wrong with them
Freund says:
i've been paintin the porcelein pony all day
Freund says:
lily style
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
haha no WAY
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
fuck
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
that sucks man
Freund says:
oh ya, i hit the part that the back of the seat rests on, like the upper part of the bowl
Freund says:
i don't know how it happened
Freund says:
it all happened so fast
Freund says:
but i thought i should let you know, it's possible to do with the seat down
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
haha oh man thats wild!
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
fuck thats sweet
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
might have to put that on my blog
Freund says:
i shoulda took picutres
DavidK - beastwick.blogspot.com says:
haha yes u should have!
Freund says:
regretfully i did not and I've already cleaned the toilet 2wice today
Freund says:
it looked like somebody but a firecracker in my buthole while I was taking a dump
Freund says:
totally wild stuff
Soooooooo in case you are wondering what Lily style is I will break it down for you:
Here at Trustus we had this asian lady working here by the name Lily. She doesnt work here anymore nor have we heard from her since her last day here. Which we celebrated with Pizza and new coffee mugs.
One day Steve and I were playin foozball when Karl comes out of the bathroom yelling what the fuck is that. So of course we go up there and take a look. Somehow a small chunk of poo poo was sitting on the rim of the bowl and on the back of the bowl. Nasty, I know. But the big question was how the heck did the poop get there. With the seat down it is damn near physically impossible for your butthole to shoot er out and hit that area IF you are sitting on the seat. So of course Karl asks Steve and I if we did it and of course we didn't so we say no. Yvonne obviously wasnt the culprit so the only suspect left is innocent ol' Lily. We ask Lily and she says no. Lily ends up cleaning it up after we all refuse to do it. Pretty much for the remainder of the day Lily keeps harassing me about who I thought did it yadda yadda yadda. pretty much by the end of the day Lily is convinced that a ghost must have done it and that was the end of it....If you can't pin the blame on someone just pin it on a ghost, seems reasonable.
So....as the day goes by Steve somehow recalled that one day he went into the bathroom to take a leak and saw little tread marks on the bowl from a pair of shoes. The only obvious explanation of this is that someone was squatting on the bowl and doing a high dive poop. Seems like a weird way to take a poop but hell I have friends that stand when they wipe.....weird human behavior I know...
After hearing about Steves observation about the high dive / shoes on the bowl squatting scenario it all seemed to come together.
Lily pooped on the toilet bowl and blamed it on a ghost.....or was it a ghost?
So, back to Adam speaking about doing it LILY style now you all know what Im talking bout. Although we never scientifically proved it was Lily, it could have been a ghost...
Hope you enjoyed this great memory of mine. I sure enjoyed typing and reliving that day !!
Cheers
DB
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